I should totally get a tattoo like this xD
Well this is pretty much exactly what I want.
What is the world’s deadliest animal?
Sharks? Snakes? Bears? Which animal do you think is deadliest to humans? It’s not what you think.
To be ‘educated’ is to be indebted
Happy Fathers Day
This will never be not funny.
I feel like Victoria Gravysnatcher and i could have a very similar relationship.
Also watch this show. Because.
Time always drags it’s feet, but somehow you sneak it past me night after night.
At this rate if you stay with me, we’ll go to bed at twenty-three and wake up sixty-five.
Well next to you that would be just fine. That’d be just fine.
HAPPY RECORD STORE DAY!
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
God this show is the worst.
Gravy Snatch… Remember when we were in love with this face.
"February 14th, Valentine’s Day, is about romance. But February 13th, Galentine’s Day, is about celebrating lady friends. It’s wonderful and it should be a National Holiday.”
To all my beautiful lay-days. Happy Galentines day!